Sunday, March 15, 2009

Six months before the break-up of the Soviet Union, the Russian mob held a grand meeting. The get together allowed mobsters to strategize as to how they were going to carve up the tottering empire.

Kremlin analysts predict the break-up of the United States- next year, we will dissolve into several warring factions, we will collapse as a nation beneath the weight of our astonomical debt.

In anticipation of this sad event , the Russians will soon position strategic bombers in Cuba and Venezeula. They want a piece of the pie.

Soviet citizens awoke one morning in 1991 and discovered that their bank deposits were empty, their pensions vanished forever. This will happen here very soon.


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