Doggerel, er, I mean Inaugural, watch:

Unemployment 7.2%, officially (actually closer to 13%)

National debt : who knows? at least 15 trillion dollars...

Two wars... we are losing both (the recent treaty in Iraq essentially kicks us out,with many goals unmet... and our puppet in Afghanistan-Karzai- is basically limited to being the mayor of Kabul )

Stock market : I will round the Dow Jones to 8,150 (Jan.20, 2009).

Issues: card check, e-verify,Patriot Act and bad executive orders, abortion on demand, stem cell research,etc., fairness doctrine, amnesty for illegals...

price of gold: about $830/oz.
price of gas: about $1.70 a gallon, $38 dollars a barrel?
average rent for a one bedroom apt. where I live: at least $640 a month, plus utilities...

Health care...? Iran...the prosecution of Bush/Cheney...trade policy...strength of the dollar...Israel vs.Palestine...the drug war...

oil use=38-40%, 21 million barrels /day....23% cola, 22%natural oil....

I will check back here at least once a year to check the stats, to see if the corrupt rookie, non- citizen, "white," influence- peddler from the Chicago Daley machine can turn things around properly...
(Everybody says he's such a great speaker, but his speech consists of stuttering about 18% of the time)...