President Bush loses his personal library

Crawford,Texas : A tragic flood has destroyed Bush's personal library. The flooding began in the Presidents bathroom and completely destroyed both books. The President is especially distraught, as he had almost finished coloring in both books. Bush attempted to phone FEMA, but the call was never answered.

This blog will keep you posted about this unfolding tragedy....

Update: Presidential spokesman Tony Snow has announced that a copy of "My Pet Goat" will soon be delivered to the White House, in an attempt to mollify the President over his loss.