biscuits...
There doesn't seem to be any candidate for president. McGoob wants to bomb Iran and trigger a world war that will almost certainly end civilization...because he's a slave to the Israeli lobby, AIPAC.
Obama is a slave too- he kowtowed to AIPAC awhile back. He also wants a new welfare program to siphon money away from the upper middle class, and direct it into the ghetto and the villages of the third world.
Instead, the US air force should drop copies of Ayn Rand's books, boot straps, and serenity prayer coins on top of third world villages..
I say we should bulldoze the ghettos, and ban rap music. We need a ministry of music- if it does not contain enough of the elements of music, it's not music ( rhythm, harmony, melody...with thematic lyrics).
Why don't we scrap these elections? The outcome can only be a disaster. If McGoob wins, it will unleash a 50 year war between the towel-heads and the golf-club rambo's...most of the world will become a smoking pile of radioactive cinders...
...If Obama narrowly loses by just the electoral votes in one state, blacks near me will riot and burn down my local McDonald's, and then I won't be able to get my morning dollar- menu sausage biscuit and orange juice.
I vote for Richard Nixon- lets go into his grave and get some DNA and clone him. Why not? he reconciled us with China and Russia once- he can do it again. Our best scientists should be on the case, and find a way to clone Nixon, and then accelerate the growth of little Richard so he can be sworn in by next January. And to have appeal to women voters, he should be given a sex-change operation..
Obama is a slave too- he kowtowed to AIPAC awhile back. He also wants a new welfare program to siphon money away from the upper middle class, and direct it into the ghetto and the villages of the third world.
Instead, the US air force should drop copies of Ayn Rand's books, boot straps, and serenity prayer coins on top of third world villages..
I say we should bulldoze the ghettos, and ban rap music. We need a ministry of music- if it does not contain enough of the elements of music, it's not music ( rhythm, harmony, melody...with thematic lyrics).
Why don't we scrap these elections? The outcome can only be a disaster. If McGoob wins, it will unleash a 50 year war between the towel-heads and the golf-club rambo's...most of the world will become a smoking pile of radioactive cinders...
...If Obama narrowly loses by just the electoral votes in one state, blacks near me will riot and burn down my local McDonald's, and then I won't be able to get my morning dollar- menu sausage biscuit and orange juice.
I vote for Richard Nixon- lets go into his grave and get some DNA and clone him. Why not? he reconciled us with China and Russia once- he can do it again. Our best scientists should be on the case, and find a way to clone Nixon, and then accelerate the growth of little Richard so he can be sworn in by next January. And to have appeal to women voters, he should be given a sex-change operation..
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